Florida Man Friday | Toe-Sucking Intruder, Meth Mishap, and Self-Shooting Burglar

Have you ever woken up to a stranger sucking your toes? Or heard of someone calling 911 because they bought bad meth? How about a burglar who shot himself in the foot with a stolen gun? If these scenarios sound too bizarre to be true, welcome to another episode of Florida Man Friday!

In this week’s episode, we delve into three short but incredibly funny cases that will leave you both laughing and shaking your head in disbelief.

First up, we have a case from Bradenton, Florida, where a homeowner woke up on Christmas Eve to find a stranger sucking on his toes. Yes, you read that right. The intruder, upon being confronted, claimed he broke in specifically to indulge his toe-sucking fetish. What ensued was a chaotic scene straight out of a Looney Tunes episode, complete with a smashed window and a broken windshield. The intruder managed to escape, leaving behind a bewildered and slightly traumatized homeowner.

Next, we journey to Hawthorne, Florida, where 49-year-old Douglas Peter Kelly called 911 to report a bad reaction to meth he had purchased. Convinced he had been sold a bad batch, he wanted the police to test his stash so he could press charges against the dealer. The police, ever so obliging, invited him to bring his drugs to the station. Unsurprisingly, Douglas was arrested for possession of meth, and his story became an internet sensation, thanks to a cheeky post by the sheriff’s office on Facebook.

Our final story takes us to Crestview, Florida, where a woman called 911 to report a man outside her house claiming he had been shot. The man, 28-year-old Justin McCall, had indeed shot himself in the leg with a stolen gun while robbing cars in the neighborhood. Already on probation for previous thefts, Justin’s attempt to rob homes and cars ended in a self-inflicted injury and another trip to jail.

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These stories are not just funny; they are a reminder of the strange and unpredictable nature of crime. So, if you’re in need of a good laugh and a dose of the absurd, don’t miss this episode of Florida Man Friday.

Tune in, share with friends, and let us know what you think of these wild tales. And remember, sometimes the best stories are the ones you just can’t make up.

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